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Festival of Trees

2010-12-05T23:38:00.000-07:00

We went to Festival of Trees on Saturday to watch my little four year old niece perform with her dance group. Brynn was really good at being on stage however, she decided that choreography was for the birds so she posed for pictures instead! Priceless!

After the performance, we took Kade over to play games in the kid zone. He had so much fun! It's been a long time since he got one on one attention in a kid-friendly environment. He loves arts and crafts at preschool so he was in hog heaven. He asked me today if we could go back tomorrow... so cute.

I wish we could have stayed all day but, we had to escape the awkwardness... Saturday was pretty much a big reunion. We saw Joe's entire family at the festival, which I partly expected since they go every year. It was nice to see them but, it was also a bittersweet reminder of how they have shunned us from their lives. Kinda stings but, if Joe and I have learned nothing else it's that we know who has our backs and who we can really call family. We saw and I talked to Joe's ex wife. I knew she was going to be there and we debated not going but, I figured that after three years we should all be over our differences.

Fun day all in all but, we were happy to come home and play games with some folks. Plus, I'm not sure I know anyone else that played hide and seek this weekend and had the kind of laughs that we had!! Love Jake and LeighAnne, yep I do!

Little Miss LeighAnne

2010-11-22T00:00:00.000-07:00

Man how I love this lady... She informed me that she was a little crushed that I didn't mention her specifically on things I am thankful for post. Something only a true friend would confront you about. I could have justedited my last post but, she's definitely worthy of her own personal post so... here it goes my dear!!!

LA is my best friend (second to Yosef of course) but, she's not a normal best friend because she is my aunt too!! Lucky! She has taught me so much since the day she became my auntie. I've learned all about scrap-booking, Beavis and Butthead, the concept of cleaning up my messes, ALWAYS adding curling ribbon to a special gift, putting your hair in a headband before washing your face, taking a bath just to soak and not because you actually need a bath, laughing out loud is okay, volume control is not always a must, its okay to be an emotional eater, girl talk is so freaking fun, you're NEVER too old for slumber parties, crying in the middle of Target isn't embarrassing when you're with good company, some things that are funny to us are not funny AT ALL to other people (HUGO girl), basking in the sun for hours never gets old, being a sucky runner (in a loving way...) doesn't mean you can't play kickball, venting about our personal lives is beneficial and not negative, the list could go on and on but what I'm trying to say here is that I thank my lucky stars that Walter married this woman because if he didn't I wouldn't have someone to call my best friend, aunt and mommy #2!! Heart you LA. Hugo girl (inside joke).

70ish Things I'm Thankful For

2010-11-20T07:37:00.000-07:00

Here we go, in no particular order...

First off, I'm thankful for marriage. I have someone to share my joys and sorrows, my hopes and dreams, my silly thoughts and deep ones and to be that person to someone else is powerful.
I'm thankful that my husband is a devoted, wicked hot, vivacious man that still gives me butterflies.
I'm thankful that Joe is a marvelous father to Kade, Josie and Ron.
I'm thankful that my beau is our protector. I know that he'd do anything and everything for us.
I'm thankful for our pasts and the things we learned from them.
I'm thankful for my parents. They're bonkers (like me) but, I wouldn't trade them.
I'm thankful for my older sister because she is the reason I met my better half.
I'm thankful for our two precious babies because they made me a mother.
I'm thankful for our rotund, bed hogging, furry sweetheart of a chihuahua - Ronnie B.
I'm thankful for our huge, cozy bed and the arms I get wrapped around me when I'm in it.
I'm thankful for my vision. Without it, I wouldn't be able to admire all the pretty things in life.
I'm thankful for Kade's Grandma Rayanna, she is considerate, wise, giving and a total life saver.
I'm thankful for my Grandma Val for this gorgeous house which she has let us make all our own.
I'm thankful for my ding dong of an ex because he gave me my son.
I'm thankful for my intellect and sense of humor.
I'm thankful for our whole family...
I'm thankful for money and the fact that we have a little bit.
I'm thankful for our shaggin' wagon and the fact that it takes us from A to B and is 100% paid off.
I'm thankful that time repairs credit history.
I'm thankful I have a few friends that I'll have forever that will be there for me no matter what.
I'm thankful for Anthony because he taught me 'flo' and that life is a learning experience.
I'm thankful for being able to laugh at myself because I'm a giant doofus. Plus, laughing until you snort or almost pee is just funny, right?
I'm thankful that my family is in good health, knock on wood.
I'm thankful for sunshine, bikinis, tanning and swimming pools... Ahh, Summer hurry up!
I'm thankful for scars, they remind us of moments in time...
I'm thankful for pilates because this chicka refuses to do cardio.
I'm thankful for sleep and getting a little bit here and there.
I'm thankful I'm sensitive. Maybe too sensitive but, I'd rather be too sensitive than heartless. Tear.
I'm thankful for sugar. Enough said. Mmmm...
On that note, I'm thankful for dentists for fixing my cavities.
I'm thankful for kisses (even puppy ones) and hugs, there is nothing better than knowing you're loved.
I'm thankful for going with your gut instinct and not looking back.
I'm thankful for Spongebob Squarepants, Nintendo DS, Wii and Disney movies - sometimes mom just need a break... :)
I'm thankful that I'm a good person.
I'm thankful that I have an open mind.
I'm thankful for good doctors. They fix broken bones, deliver healthy babies and take monthly payments ;)
I'm thankful that I'm a good speller, I use complete sentences and I can write a professional e-mail without looking moronic.
I'm thankful for teachers that want our children to contribute to society and don't just teach for a paycheck.
I'm thankful for pacifiers, disposable diapers, swings, bouncers and Mylicon.
I'm thankful for bumps in the road because it usually means easier times are ahead.
I'm thankful for Black Friday because it gives me just one day a year to be irrational and spend frivolously.
I'm thankful for McDonalds. Sometimes, an order of chicken nuggets, a toy and some chocolate milk can save the day.
I'm thankful for Starbucks and Joe's caffeine sensitivity. Without them, he wouldn't be able to stay awake at night with Josie.
I'm thankful for humidifiers and popcicles for saving us hundreds of dollars and hours at Primary Children's.
I'm thankful for the internet. Without it, I couldn't stalk my family and friends.
I'm thankful for cell phones; especially ones with internet because sometimes a girls' gotta Google.
I'm thankful for Taylor Swift, Brad Paisley, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Colbie Caillat and music in general.
I'm thankful for jeans. OMG I love jeans...
I'm thankful for indoor plumbing, washers, dryers and dishwashers. I might fail as a wife without them.
I'm thankful for movies and that Joe loves them as much a me.
I'm thankful for my hairdresser, Courtney.
I'm thankful for storage space at our house because I've got lots of crap... :)
I'm thankful for board games, card games and family game nights.
I'm thankful for front row parking spaces because they make me feel like a rockstar.
I'm thankful for the color pink. Love it...
I'm thankful for ESPN RedZone channel. It makes me kinda like watching football plus, it give me snuggle time with the hubba bubba.
I'm thankful for the words 'I love you' and how they can melt your heart when they come from the right person.
I'm thankful I'm pretty. I've got some wrinkles, some stretch marks, uneven skin tone, eczema and some extra pounds but, I still feel pretty when I see myself in the mirror.
I'm thankful for those that accept me the way I am.
I'm thankful for my playful spirit.
I'm thankful I'm organized. Honestly, who loves clutter??
I'm thankful for glitter and bling.
I'm thankful for quality time. It's hard to come across these days but, that makes it even more special.
I'm thankful for my birthday, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, our anniversary, Christmas and New Year's because I get super VIP mega-queen treatment on these days.
I'm thankful for massages and my hunk of a hubby for giving them to me. Ahh... it's like being rocked to sleep.
I'm thankful I'm creative and that other people actually think so, not just me.
I'm thankful for health insurance. Absolute necessity for a hypochondriac.
I'm thankful for DVR. Otherwise, I'd be watching a lot more paid programming during the night.
I'm thankful for Target, All a Dollar, Old Navy, Home Depot, Maurices, Hobby Lobby and yes, even Wal-Mart for feeding my shopping addiction.
Last but not least, I'm thankful to be alive for this holiday season. Something about the holidays reminds you to not take life for granted and to live to the fullest.

There it is. I'm a dork but, I hope you enjoyed!

So...

2010-11-15T06:40:00.001-07:00

TIRED!!! Joe and I have been total zombies lately. People must think we are terrible parents with all of the complaining we do. I've done this whole 'newborn' thing before and it was not like this the first time around. Baby Josie is the biggest cat-napper, it's awful. When she wakes up we change her, feed her and rock her (usually for about 30-45 minutes) to get her to sleep. Once we stand up from the rocking chair she starts to wiggle around in your arms so you have to bounce her for a few minutes before you can lay her down. When you finally lay her down, its about 45 minutes until she wakes up. Ugh, I would give anything to have her sleep in longer increments. Kade has been so great about waiting until she is sleeping to play games, eat, etc. It's so nice that he is understanding and he gets that we are busy. Luckily, Josie's screaming has calmed down to about every other day now which is really helpful but, still exhausting nonetheless. We've had many friends and family help out so we can get some sleep but, its so hard because once we get five seconds alone we want to talk and hang out because we don't do much of that anymore... I miss my hubs, even though I spend most of my day with him.

We FINALLY got a sleeping system worked out now. Joe sleeps from 10 PM - 6 AM. I'm pretty much nocturnal because I sleep from about 7 AM until noonish. I don't require much sleep, I just ask that my sleep is in a solid block. The crappy part is that I start work in a week and we'll have to figure out a new plan... argh!

If anyone has any tips on getting babies to sleep longer let me know because we're struggling!

Never thought I'd say this...

2010-11-14T11:08:00.000-07:00

Sunday is my new favorite day. Our TV in our room has NFL RedZone. Don't like football so much but, I love that Joe and I get to snuggle in bed... it seems like that's our only husband and wife time. Jos and Kade don't seem to mind it either. Kade loves pajama days and Jos hates having her clothes changed so it kinda works out for everyone!

Wedding Anniversary

2010-11-06T22:20:00.001-06:00

Today is our second anniversary. I cannot believe two whole years have gone by, CRAZY! Life goes fast when everyday is better than the last. Everyday I look at him, I remember the day we started dating and still get those same butterflies. We've learned that marriage isn't only about how madly in love you are through the good times but how strongly committed you are through the bad ones. I often wonder how I got such an awesome husband but, today I realized it's because I'm kind of a rockin' wife and we fit together perfectly!

Our day started out with a little trip down south to watch BYU stomp UNLV. We kind of knew it would be a blowout but, it was fun to go on a little date. It was our first one since baby Jos was born... PS - thank you LeighAnne, you are the best!! Once we got home from the game we took Jos to her next babysitter, Dani (thank you Dani). Then we had some yummy dinner at Texas Roadhouse and went to see Social Network. All in all, it was a way fun day. I love dating my husband and being his girlfriend and not just his ball and chain.

So right now I'd like to thank my man for loving me, helping me, dealing with me, taking care of our family, standing beside me and loving me unconditionally. Most importantly I'd like to thank him for being my very best friend and promising to love me forever and ever and ever and ever!!

Right after we said 'I do' waiting for picture time to start...

Our bestest friend in the world, A-Dog giving us the best toast EVER!

One of my favorite pictures of our wedding day... I'm surprised there weren't any injuries!

Hospital Bills

2010-10-16T22:30:00.000-06:00

My Bill

Josie's Bill

This doesn't include the anesthesiologist or the doctor's charges!! Ahhh! Are you kidding me?

1st Smile Picture

2010-10-16T22:28:00.000-06:00

It's barely visible but, trust me - it's a sweet smile she does only when daddy kisses her!

Breakfast with the Witches

2010-10-16T22:25:00.000-06:00

Josie's Birth Story

2010-10-16T22:08:00.000-06:00

September 29, 2010 started out a little crazy. We had decided to have Josie delivered via C-section mostly because I had delivered Kade by C-section for not dilating after two whole days of labor. I was really scared of being in labor all day and having to end up having a C-section anyway. We knew for 3 weeks that we had to be to the hospital at 8:00 AM that day. Well, Joe and I both took a sleep aid the night before just because we knew we would be WAY too excited to sleep. Well, neither one of us heard the alarm clock that morning and we woke up at 7:40 AM. Mind you, we live 15 minutes away from the hospital and none of our stuff was loaded in the car... Anyway, we made it to the hospital, a little late. It was okay though because we later found out that they were a little behind and we would have to wait an extra hour before we could go into the OR. Joe, my mom, and Leigh Anne were there, all excited for the arrival of baby Josie.

Well, once we got into the OR they started my spinal, which was the only part I was nervous for. Needless to say, that was the EASIEST part of the day... Once the medicine started working so did the doctors. They put up the drape, put the o2 mask on, put on the leg pumper things and then put a warm blanket on my chest - holy claustrophobia. I though for sure I was going to barf! Right then, Joe looks at me and says babe you look so pretty, I'm gonna take a picture of you... Blah, gag me! Looking at the picture, I now know that he was just trying to distract me from my gag reflex... LOVE HIM! Next thing you know, we could smell the burning whatever (I'm guessing flesh), I could feel them stretching open my skin, and then came the CUTTING OF MY MUSCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, felt that!!!! So, they had to stop and give me more medicine. About a minute later they told Joe to look up... all I could feel was my doctor flopped across my chest trying to get Josie to come out. After being body slammed for a minute or two, they used the Kiwi (vacuum) and splat - blood splashed the curtain right in front of my face and all over the light above my head, gross! About 10 seconds later I hear the wailing of our sweet little girl! She was a bit blue from her cord being around her neck a few times but, other than that she was perfectly healthy. After they got her all cleaned up and were wheeling me back into my room, I got really nauseous, I couldn't even keep my eyes open, talk, think or move without feeling SICK!!!! Luckily, I didn't get sick, I just got emotional... Josie was so beautiful... I can't describe what it feels like to see your very own mini you and a mini hubby all wrapped into one little thing. All I felt was joy in the purest form!

Pregnancy was the worst 39 3/7 weeks of our lives but, we made it. And guess what??? We're gonna do it again and maybe again. That feeling is too amazing to experience only once and to be able to experience it with the love of your life and the person who shares your same soul makes it 100 times more special. Now that we're home and all settled, we could not be happier. We have a totally different family dynamic but, it works for us. Here are a few pictures from my camera of visitors and little moments with Jos.

Josie Leigh Olschewski

2010-10-06T08:42:00.000-06:00

I'm far too tired to type up her birth story right now but, I will post some pictures!

Tomorrow morning...

2010-09-28T11:43:00.002-06:00

will be one of the happiest days of mine and Joe's life! Our little baby girl is coming. We're scheduled for a C-section at 9:30 AM. I'm sure everything will go well and I will have Joe post some pictures as soon as he can!

Wish us luck!

September 29

2010-09-09T20:54:00.000-06:00

9-29-10

The day our little girl will make her big debut if mother nature doesn't bring her sooner!

It feels so, so good to have a end date in mind. Especially because I am the biggest whiney baby I know... Pregnancy sucks but, I can't wait for our family to be complete (at least for now)!

No news

2010-08-31T22:25:00.000-06:00

We've been pretty boring lately... depending on your definition of boring I guess. We've been working on getting Kade ready for preschool, getting ready for baby, making Joe's work plans for winter, cleaning, planning, shopping, doctor appointments, kick ball, laundry, waiting, wishing, etc. To us it's been hectic - to others it might just sound like life. All I'm going to say is that it's going to be an adjustment to switch around our routines when little miss comes.

In other news, I cannot wait for Kade to start preschool - he's been counting down the days since February! He FINALLY got his new Spiderman backpack that he has been eyeing for the longest time - he keeps telling Joe and I how much he LOVES us and how nice we are for buying it for him. I am so happy that he is grateful for his things and doesn't just expect them... I know he's doing better than I was at his age. I wanted what I wanted and I wanted it right then... Oh wait, I am still like that - duh!

We have no news on when little miss is making her grand appearance. All I know is that the Dr. was talking about me making it to 37 weeks before we could start talking induction. Up until a couple of hours ago, I have been healthy with no signs of preeclampsia or toxemia (or whatever) like I did with Kade. However, today I have been feeling lots of 'practice' contractions and my feet look like two little blow fish with some really cute cankles to go along with them - it's so pretty (not)! I have a Dr. appointment tomorrow - maybe we'll talk induction... As many days that I can take off being pregnant the better!! However, if I go a week late her birthday would be 10-10-10, wouldn't that be the coolest b-day ever??

33 weeks!

2010-08-19T17:23:00.000-06:00

I can't believe we only have 7 more weeks until this sweet girl is due... We've been busy getting all of her 'stuff' ready. WOW, that's a bigger undertaking than I remember with Kade. It took me almost three hours to sort her stuff by size and take the tags off of everything! I had a FULL garbage bag of packaging and tags... THAT IS CRAZY!!! This past Saturday we had a shower and let's just say WE GOT SHOWERED!! Dani, LeighAnne and my mom went over the top... After the shower, Joe put everything in our sitting room - we can barely walk through the place... it's crazy how much goes into prepping for these little babes!!

Joe is FINALLY as intrigued by my belly movements as much as me... Up until now, every time I would have him feel for the baby nothing would happen - she would freeze. Now, she is a little alien ball, constantly poking, jabbing, kicking, tickling, hiccuping, etc. He is so in love with her already!

Before the baby shower, LeighAnne was nice enough to take some maternity pictures which came out beautiful - I just love her! Here are just a few...

Kade's Table Setting

2010-07-18T21:25:00.000-06:00

4 is such a funny age... I asked him to set the table and this is what happened.... Notice the placemats are upside down because he said they needed to be on the "mirror" side. Wonder where he got that from?

Kade Playing with his Cute Cousins!

2010-07-07T23:23:00.000-06:00

Look at these cute and crazy kids playing at Murray Park! I just love them!

4th of July

2010-07-07T14:41:00.002-06:00

This year's fourth was pretty fun. Joe and I did yard work and grocery shopping on Saturday and then stopped by Sugarhouse Park to stake out the best firework watching location. We set up our hammock, came home and took and nap until about 6:30 and then walked up there with my mom. Let me just say, the hammock and walking was THE BEST idea I have ever had. So comfy and so 'romantic' to snuggle in during the fireworks... Afterward, we towed the hammock home in the wagon and went to bed. Pretty uneventful but, that's the way we like it... On Sunday, Kade came home and we were able to do some fireworks here. Kade LOVES smoke bombs - just like his mama. Joe about lit the garage on fire but, that's a story for another day... so, let's just say it was a fun night. Lots of laughs...

Last year, Joe and I walked to Sugarhouse park to watch the fourth of July fireworks and this was my body... AND I THOUGHT I WAS A TANK!!!

This year, I look like this... YIKES! I can't wait to have this 30ish pounds (technically 29 pounds so far but, who counting?) come off and have some confidence once again!!! With Kade, I think I gained an even 50 and it came off slowly but surely. This time around, I am going to do everything I can to lose the weight FAST. I need my bod back - ASAP! Everything I own is too small and I have spent more money on maternity clothes than I have on the baby altogether! It will be nice to feel 'sexy' once again AND have a pretty baby girl to show off in the process!

Joe and I were talking just the other night about how pregnancy has changed 'us' -the baby is the topic of just about every conversation, that's all we think about, she is what I dream about, she is what I blog about, she is what we shop for, she is why Joe busts his butt at work every day... this little girl is consuming us but, I just know she'll be worth every second and me, Joe, Kade and everyone else are going to just ADORE her!

On a side note, SUMMER IS AMAZING! Kade is having the time of his life right now. Between swimming at the Kearns pool once or twice per week and getting to play with his cousins a lot more than normal, he could not be happier. However, he is counting down the days until September when he starts preschool. Until then, I have been upping his learning time during the day because I am really worried about him being behind in school from the start, I don't know why - he is a super smart little man. I would much rather have him be ahead of his class than behind. He is amazing at identifying letters/numbers and counting but, his writing/drawing/coloring is struggling and his attention span is very short... it's all improving though, slowly but surely.

Joe is also loving the warm weather... I know he wishes he could be home more but, he is ALMOST done working out of town - about 2 or 3 more days is all... YAY!! But, on his days off he also loves going to the pool and basking in the hot sun. Him and Kade LOVE going down water slides together and splashing in the pool. Joe has been teaching Kade to actually swim unlike my version which is doggie paddling. Kade tries so hard to be just like Joe - Kade is even taking on his sense of humor - it's pretty stinkin' adorable how little boys want to be just like their daddy!

I have been doing pretty good. About a week and a half or so I broke out in a heat rash on my chest and belly. It recently started getting really itchy so I put some Cortizone cream on it and my skin literally burned off and now I have this open wound on my torso. I have been ordered to stay away from the pool and sun for awhile while my skin heals but, hopefully it will get better soon. Other than the usual soreness that comes with pregnancy, things have been going well. 12 more week until my due date, 9 more weeks until the doctor said she'll induce me - it's all going by so fast I can't even believe it!

Tonight, is the first official game for our Kickball Team, the Recess Renegades. I am the official water girl and Joe will be the team's all star player, of course! However, he will miss tonight's game since he's out of town. I will post some pictures tomorrow and let you all know how it went!

98 Days To Go...

2010-06-27T20:02:00.000-06:00

I can hardly control my excitement, I don't know how I am going to make it to 37 weeks (Sept. 12)!!

Everywhere we go, all I can think of is how life is going to be so different once we're a family of 4. Joe and I have turned into shopping ADDICTS! How can you not buy something when its tiny and pink - AHHH!

A little about a lot...

2010-05-25T20:06:00.000-06:00

I started my job at the census, worked 60 hours in a week and I REALLY hated it. I am NOT meant for call center work - at all. It especially sucked because sitting for 10 hours a day really got to my tailbone... so when I came home I wasn't a happy camper. It just seemed to not be worth it. In the meantime, Joe started remodeling a house on my family's property. The house is between Strawberry and Starvation so we decided it would best if we 'moved' the fam up here while he is working on it for the next few weeks rather than make the drive everyday or so. Kade loves being in the mountains - unlimited fishing, movies, NickJr.com, cartoons and camping food. He's loving life.

The baby is growing fast and moving around like CRAZY, I definitely don't remember Kade being this active - my favorite is when she kicks at night and Joe gets a chance to feel her move around. I have another doctors appointment on Friday, I assume everything is going well but, we'll see.

Joe's birthday is coming up in June. I can't believe he is going to be 31! What an old fart... I am trying to plan something fun but, I am out of good ideas - anyone have any?

WHAT???

2010-05-06T13:11:00.001-06:00

Last night, Joe and I were talking about our ultrasound we were about to have done... I threw out there "what if they say IT'S A GIRL" We laughed for a bit and went to bed... I could not sleep because I was thinking about how bad I really did want a baby girl. I had a dream about a baby girl. I had the biggest gut feeling this babe was a she.

I was so tense at the beginning of the appointment... I kept looking at my mom and Joe and telling them 'you just wait, it's going to be a girl'. They thought I was crazy. However, about five minutes into our appointment, this little girl showed us her goods!! I just about screamed, I had to seriously contain my emotions. We were all shocked and I bawled of course!! Now, I can hardly hold back my shopping addiction.... headbands, flowers, dresses, PINK - I can't wait!!!

Now, we're going to have to start over with names... I AM SO HAPPY!!

Here's a picture of us going to the Jazz/Lakers game (I think)... I could button up my pants then - not so much anymore!

Just flippin' through pictures...

2010-04-28T18:31:00.000-06:00

and I realized a couple of things... (contain your gag reflex because this is sentimental)

Joe my best friend... he knows EVERYTHING about me - better than I know myself!

He still compliments me and treats me like his girlfriend, not some chick he is stuck with for life. He teases me if I mess up a metaphor and then we laugh about it for months!

No one ever asked him to be Kade's dad but, he has been since the day we started dating. Everything Joe does it for the benefit of me and Kade!

OH and did I mention he is total eye candy for me! RaWr baby! There is a total difference between loving your husband/significant other and being in love with everything about them! I love EVERYTHING about him!

I can't wait for our little man to get here and have a a few more in the future!

My Hump!

2010-04-28T17:55:00.001-06:00

I am about 18 or 19 weeks along now... Up until this point I just looked like I had a gut - now I think it is pretty clear that it's a baby in there and not cheesecake (okay, part of it is cheesecake - shh!). When people ask how I am doing - I can honestly say 'good'. The only problem I am having is some pain from my ligaments stretching out - that mostly occurs when I sneeze, cough or roll over... I had a doctors appointment on the 26th. I was 8 freaking pounds heavier! HOWEVER, my appointment was the day after we got home from our vacation... eating out every meal is so not good for you! I am happy to say that I am already 5 pounds lighter since Monday, whew! So, I have a total weight gain of about 4 pounds now... I think that's about average but, what do I know??

While in California, I had swelling in my legs from the walking and the obscene amount in sodium and CRAP in restaurant foods. Now, my elephant trunks are back to normal and I don't really have any complaints (for now)! I am just starting to have trouble shaving my legs but, I will waste no time in passing that task onto my sweet hubby (he's the best). He has been so sweet to me lately... he rubs my legs and feet with lotion and whenever I toss and turn at night he rubs my back to help me fall back asleep. I would be a bazillionaire if I could bottle that sweetness - I just love him! Trust me - there have been moments where I bet he would trade me (and my hormones) in but, those moments are gone as quick as they come, luckily!

Here are a couple of pics of the bump - luckily for you my face is not in them! I want to keep my friends, not scare them away!

Here's looking down at my toes - I can still see them. I am sure they will be out of sight soon!

Here's a side view... my shirts are getting smaller but my booty is getting bigger (which I kinda like). Kim Kardashian better watch out!

Also, we decided on this little man's name! I LOVE IT! We are keeping it a secret though... I like having people's opinions but, its nice for me and the hubs to have one secret because if you know me... you know I do not keep secrets - DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING SECRET! I will say that his first name is one syllable and is sports related - which we actually did not realize until after everything was decided. In case you wanted to start guessing I will say that its not Ochocinco, Stockton, Sloan, Deron, Boozer, or Ronnie so rule out those guesses right now! HAHA!

California Trip...

2010-04-26T00:55:00.001-06:00

Cast Away...

2010-04-09T16:19:00.000-06:00

Cast #2 - Bye bye

Peace out cast #3

Hello! Naked arm! I am so excited for Kade's cast to be off! He can finally wash his hands, use the bathroom and take a bath LIKE A NORMAL KID! Wahoo!

Easter

2010-04-09T16:13:00.000-06:00

Easter time was so much fun, I forgot to take pictures until the very end...

After we all checked out our baskets Kade hunted for eggs. Once the craziness died down we went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner - YUM! Check out grumpy Kade all snazzed up!! So handsome.

More appointments...

2010-04-09T16:07:00.000-06:00

Two days after our first appointment, we had another appointment for some special testing. They did a super long ultrasound at this one, thanks to the baby not wanting to cooperate. While the baby was resting we decided to look between the legs... there was no mistaking what WAS there! This baby is DEFINITELY a boy! We are so happy and so anxious for our little man to arrive! They also told us that the baby will be due at the end of September rather than the beginning of October. SCORE! Any time they take off of me being prego is 100% fine by me!!

Baby Update

2010-04-09T16:01:00.000-06:00

Our first appointment (March 23ish) went very well. We love our doctor, she is very down to earth and 'open' - which I appreciate... We got to hear our babies heartbeat, which was emotional for us because of what happened the last time 'we went to hear the heartbeat' - it wasn't there. I instantly started crying when she put the ultrasound thing on my belly because I could see 'it' bouncing around like crazy. It took Joe a second to figure out what we were looking at but, once we realized the baby was happy and healthy, he got teary too. SO CUTE! A moment I have been imagining for a long time.

Here is a picture of our growing 'athlete' or so Joe thinks... Let's hope the baby gets his coordination and agility and not mine!!

We got home we told Kade that the baby was doing well and showed him the ultrasound pictures... He decided to start drawing pictures of his little brother or sister...

Pretty good for a left-handed drawing on a right-handed little boy!

Babified!!!!!!

2010-03-12T22:36:00.000-07:00

Joe and I are so excited to announce our little bun in the oven (technically, 'lime' in the oven)!!! Pretty much everyone knows that we have been wanting more kids since the day we started dating but, have been really trying for about a year now. It's been a tough year but, everything seems to be going well so far. I keep telling Joe that there are two in there but, he "respectfully disagrees". The chance is there since every generation on my moms side (except my mom) has had twins or is a twin! I would love if we could get the 2 for 1 special!! My due date is October 8ish but, I REALLY hope I get to have this baby mid to late September. I can't take the excitement. Our first ultrasound is on March 23 - I will post pictures for sure!

Cujo - Look out!

2010-03-12T22:19:00.000-07:00

Kade just loves his puppy!!

Kade's B-Day

2010-03-12T22:16:00.001-07:00

My sweet little boy is 4! Crazy! We celebrated his birthday and Jungle Jim's this year. The thought of 10 crazy kids running through our house scared me! I forgot to take pictures of his awesome cake that Joe and I made but, you can see it in the background of some of his present opening pictures. Enjoy!

First Broken Bone

2010-02-21T21:59:00.000-07:00

Friday night started out really good... Kade was with Mark and his cousin and Joe and I were at the movies. Mark texted during the movie and said he had to work the next morning so could I come get Kade after the show. Of course I said yes... The movie ended around 10 and we got to Kade around 10:30. Apparently, around 10:15 Kade was horsing around (probably doing his "karate") and fell from his cousins bed and landed wrong! Right when I got there, I saw that his arm was disfigured - poor kid. We went straight to Primary's, where the rest of the world was on a Friday night - the place was PACKED!! Kade was the only one in the waiting room with an injury. All of the other kids were barking like seals or had snot dripping down their face (gross, wipe your kids face!!!!). I wish I could help every one of those kids, they all looked so sad. Since Kade wasn't really in a lot of pain or having breathing problems he got bumped to the end of the list. Finally, around two hours after we got there he got his x-ray... I saw the fracture right away - even though the x-ray techs aren't allowed to tell you what they see - I saw it.

So, if you put your forearm horizontally in front of your face - that is the angle of this pic. The bones should look like one bone on the x-ray. Instead, the bone is completely angled out to the left and clearly broken.

I guess this is an injury only a mother would see. I know the "shape" of his arm - yes, I know how weird that sounds. It looks dented in...

Again, with the dented arm.

A little tired after his morphine.

After the morphine had awhile to kick in, he realized his wires made him look like Optimus Prime... FUNNIEST THING EVER!

We ended up waiting until about 5 AM for the Ortho team to be available (they were busy reattaching a foot apparently). Once they were ready, the happy juice was administered. It took the Doc about 2.5 minutes to BRUTALLY reset his arm and get it all 'casted'. The only problem was waking him up from the sedation - it's a hard thing to do at 5 AM with a kid that didn't have a nap. They sent him home with Lortab and now he is a happy camper.

Here he is showing off his temporary cast. He will get his real one on Wednesday (better not be red, BOO UTES!!) and will have to wear it for 6 weeks.

He doesn't know it yet but, we got him a scooter for his b-day on Saturday the 27th. I am freaking out that #1 he will be mad that he can't ride it because of his gorked out (casted) arm or #2 I will be too paranoid to let him ride it... what to do, what to do??

Little February Getaway

2010-02-18T21:11:00.000-07:00

This is my dream backyard! I LOVE basking by the sun right by the pool... ONE DAY this will be mine!

Last Saturday we remembered that this week was the Parade of Homes in St. George. I was so excited to get some decorating and remodeling ideas for Joe's bidness! Originally we planned on staying through Wednesday but, the weather was just too addicting - we had to stay an extra night. If you have never been, GO! We were tempted to whip out our debit card and buy a few of the homes on the spot but, I would never come back to Salt Lake to get our stuff (or our dog), haha! All in all, it was a nice getaway but I am happy to be home in my pretty house....

Ronnie B. Olschewski

2010-01-23T13:03:00.001-07:00

Ronnie came into our family yesterday morning. He is the sweetest, most gentle, not crazy, fat chihuahua ever! We love him so much already!

Really, already??

2010-01-22T10:23:00.000-07:00

I can't believe my son is already taking self pics... Now, I really feed old.

My Pseudo Birthday Party

2010-01-21T23:26:00.002-07:00

This Tuesday, I turned 23! I know it's not 'old' but, it was a bit depressing. I noticed I have a deep wrinkle on my forehead. I can't believe I am 'aging' already! After the depression passed, I realized all of the great things that I have at the ripe old age of 23: the greatest man in the world, the best son a mom could ask for, a great house and a perfect life. On my actual birthday I went bowling at Fat Cats with the fam and had a blast. I got my all time high score - 120!!! However, Joe felt bad that no one sang happy birthday to me so him and Kade decided to make me a special post-birthday cake. Or, as Kade would call it a 'giant donut cake'. It was delicious and the boys did an excellent job of singing! PS - don't mind the lack of make-up on my face. I call it my 'stay at home mom look'!

This year, I asked for a chihuahua for my birthday. We are going 'shopping' for the right one this weekend. Trust me, if we adopt a new member of the family - pictures will be posted VERY soon!

Greatest Invention of All Time

2010-01-21T20:45:00.001-07:00

I have a new favorite thing. I am pretty sure that the rest of the world already knows about this but, IT'S NEW TO ME! Refrigerated (not frozen) fully cooked chicken breast strips!!!! I made chicken alfredo the other night in about 20 minutes start to finish. Tonight, they saved me about 30 minutes making chicken enchiladas. I love them, they taste just like the normal chicken the you would boil or grill!! If you don't have some, GET SOME!! They are in the meat case at the store!! HAHAAHHAHhahaahha.... I cannot believe I just blogged about chicken!

Santa Clause Came to Sugarhouse!!

2009-12-27T23:16:00.000-07:00

Christmas was CRAZY! Here are a few moments I managed to capture!

Our First Xmas Party in the New House

2009-12-21T23:09:00.000-07:00

We were so excited to host the "pre-xmas eve party" this year. I just knew it would get crazy with people so, I am glad I remember to take some pics before the party started! It's been awhile since I shared a picture of Joe and I kissing so... eat your heart out!!

Thanksgiving

2009-12-15T23:04:00.000-07:00

Thanksgiving was spent in Pleasant View with my side of the family. These are the only two pictures that were taken. Enjoy!

Long time, no post.

2009-12-12T00:43:00.002-07:00

Wow, it's been awhile. The Olschewski's have been very busy... Joe and I have been remodeling a bathroom. We have discovered that we were meant to work with each other and be our own bosses. In fact, the paperwork has been turned in to get his business licensed and insured. For now, he will be doing handyman-type stuff until I get his portfolio completed. Then, he can move towards bigger jobs and have some reference material ready for his clients. If anyone knows of anything (big or small), please feel free to contact him or me (since I am his manager and all).

Let me catch up on all that I have forgotten to blog about recently... Thanksgiving was great, with the exception of another kidney infection or hepatitis or whatever- I still don't really know what was going on at that time. We went to Pleasant View to be with my favorite grandma, aunt, uncle and cousins! Family time was a nice break... It seems like things are always go, go, go during the holidays so, it was nice to see everyone with their feet up watching football.

We didn't sleep at all Thanksgiving night and we got home around 7 AM from shopping for our 'nap'. I did not wake up until I think 5 PM. Let me tell you how hard it was to go to bed around 10 PM... The Queen of Black Friday only made it to two stores (consciously) and one store (mostly unconscious thanks to Lortab and lack of sleep). I felt like such a slacker but, I needed my beauty rest at that point in my sickness.

In addition to finishing up this remodel job, we have been prepping for CHRISTMAS - which is only like 12 days away now!!! YAY! This is my favorite time of year and my least favorite time of year. Joe and I never fight!! Never! Except during the month of December, I swear... I don't know what it is... oh wait, yes I do. I want to buy everything in sight and he won't let me. The good news is that I will love him again in January when I am grateful we still have money left over! HAHA!

My post is coming to an end but, I will leave you with a funny Kade story.

All three of us were laying in our bed watching Sportscenter as a family (I know, precious moments). The announcer said something about a team scoring 48 points in the first half. Kade jumps up, looks at me and Joe in disgust and says "can you believe those boneheads scored 48 points??" I looked at Joe, Joe looked back at me. We didn't know if we were supposed to be mad at him for saying that or laugh like crazy because he's such a cute kid... WE LAUGHED!! He has never said the word 'bonehead' and has never paid any attention to the stats on TV. It was pretty priceless. Happy Holidays Folks!

I am horrible at this....

2009-11-17T21:34:00.003-07:00

Sorry for not updating this in forever! A lot has happened and I don't have any pictures to prove it! I will try to get better though.

Well, let's see. I lost my job. I now am home with Kade. I don't really have a "plan". Joe and I are just taking things day by day. Since being home, I have turned into a baby-sitting machine, which I LOVE! Maybe I'll do day care? Who knows? I thought about finishing my degree since I only had a little over a year left over when I took my "break"?? Then, I thought about going to hair school and making a salon in the garage? Then again, it's not my house so, that thought only lasted a second. The good news is that Joe is doing a side job (which I am thankful for) that will allow us to save some money and give me more time to make up my mind. I shouldn't call it a side job though... It is for my grandma's very best friend. Now, my new very best friend and Kade's new grandma! Carol and I have been working very hard to design her a new bathroom while her hubby is out of town! Yeah, this 12 day project is all a surprise for her man, HOW AWESOME IS THAT?? Oh and to boot, she bought me a sweet present today!! It's a super soft comforter. It feels like one of those baby blankets that you would never think came in "adult size"! LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!! Anyway, I better get back to watching Sportscenter with hubby...

Random Halloween Pics

2009-11-01T10:04:00.002-07:00

A Quick Update

2009-10-19T11:39:00.003-06:00

Well, everyone probably knows that I ended up miscarrying. It was horrible and drawn out but, I am back to myself, WHEW! They say everything happens for a reason... I just keep telling that to myself over and over! I think it's working... I haven't cried since the day I had the D&C (gross, TMI - sorry) and I feel good. Joe, Kade and I have pretty much recovered from the whole deal and are getting back on our feet. The three musketeers are back in action.

Let's see, what else is new??? We finally have a kitchen AND floors in our house. No one knows what it is like to go through a 'remodel' unless you have done it before. Dust EVERYWHERE, dirty dishes in the tub, eating out, etc. FUN TIMES! Here are some after pics. Keep in mind that we haven't installed the bottoms of the cabinets yet.

Bed Rest...

2009-10-05T11:06:00.004-06:00

I've done this all before and I am okay to do it again. However, when I went on bed rest with Kade it was at 30 weeks. I am only 9 weeks along!!! WOW! There are still a lot of things up in the air right now but, Joe and I are hoping for good news. Everyday I feel a bit more energized... My migraine is still there and has not gone away since two Fridays ago, ugh! My blood pressure is regulating but, there are still times where I feel like my veins are going to bust through my skin and there are times when I can hardly walk because I feel like passing out... I am not a doctor but, I am sure that is not right.

For those who don't want TMI - STOP READING NOW!! The good news: the baby grew, my hcg levels are rising and I stopped bleeding/cramping. The bad news: they still can't find a heartbeat on ultrasound and my uterus is not growing at the same rate as the baby - in addition to the migraines and blood pressure issues.

I will post this picture because it is hilarious... it remind me that no matter how disgustingly ugly, swollen and sick of bed rest you are, you eventually get the BEST gift in the world when it is all over!!

I call this picture my Professor Clump picture. I totally felt like the Nutty Professor...

Have you ever seen a happier baby?? So cute...

Wish us luck that everything is going to be alright. I feel so bad for Joe because he is Mr. Everything right now - mom, dad, husband, contractor, etc. I don't know how he is juggling it all and still dealing with me and my hormones. Cross those fingers everybody and thanks for all of your support!

It's Official

2009-09-10T11:09:00.002-06:00

The little 'person' will be here the first week of May(ish)!!

Kade's "arnge" room

2009-08-17T22:36:00.002-06:00

For those who keep asking...

2009-08-14T08:42:00.005-06:00

Here is what happened to my tailbone... On Friday, July 31 we went to Lagoon. Everything was fine until we decided to ride 'Rattlesnake Rapids'... So, we're floating down the river and everything was fine until we hit a rapid that was about to get me soaked. So I raised my bum from the seat. Well, right then the boat tipped into another rapid and threw me into the little staircase you use to get into the boat. When I got slammed into the stairs, my tailbone was the only thing that hit it... Here's a pic to serve as a visual aid. I just pulled this off the internet so I edited out this little girl. See the top stair on the left of the picture? That is where my tailbone hit, right on that corner! Next thing I knew, I was laying on the floor of the dumb boat... It must have been HILARIOUS to be Jesse, Tracey and Joe who had no idea what happened until after... They were all having fun and the next thing we knew, I was on the ground.

Now, it has been two weeks and there are no signs of improvement. I cannot sit in a chair, lay on my back, or bend over without it KILLING ME! I have been to the doctor and all they say is to take Lortab and lay down a lot! Hmm... well that's hard when your job is sitting down for 9 hours straight plus, be a mom! ARGH!! They say it's probably "dislocated" or "bruised" or "fractured" but, who really knows??

I should probably mention that this isn't my first tailbone injury. In May, I had this odd popping in my hip/tailbone but, that eventually went away (for the most part). In November, I fell into the bathtub, which was probably really funny to see!! The pain eventually went away but, it comes back when I sit for long periods or in odd positions. So now, I would like it removed! I am tired of this so I'm done. Anyone know a good coccyx remover doc?

Because of all this, I plan to do a lot of lounging this weekend. A few weeks back I created this BOMB tanning serum. Just call me the Mad Scientist!! It consists of baby oil, iodine and black tea. You can only lay out for 20-30 minutes with this stuff but, I LOVE IT!! I will be coming back to work DANGEROUSLY DARK, just like Magda! Wish me and my "dislocated" tailbone luck getting better!

New Bedroom(ish)

2009-08-10T22:30:00.001-06:00

So Joe spent all weekend painting... Can I just say that I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the color!!! I took it upon myself to buy some new bedding too! Keep in mind, there is no decor whatsoever in these pics. I swear we are not this boring, I just haven't got to decorating yet!

Splish Splash...

2009-07-23T12:05:00.004-06:00

Last weekend my mom decided to stay in Healthsouth after her stint in Death Valley Hospital. I mean, Jordan Valley. So, Joe and I decided to hit the pool and relax!! On Sunday, the Hansens and a Fratto decided to join us... Here are a few pics...

Me and my BFA again!
Yum is all I can say...

Baby News!!

2009-07-07T21:47:00.004-06:00

NONE!! ZIP!! ZILCH!!

HAHA!! Trust me, to my family and friends who are reading this - I swear I would call to tell you and not make you read the news on my blog!! Really though, I can't take a positive pregnancy test to save my life!!

However, the tests are not negative either (well, technically they are). There is always a faint positive symbol or a faint negative line! ARGH!! So, I get blood work and it says I have "above normal" HCG levels but, not the required amount to be declared "with feti"!

I promise to tell you all as soon as I have news...

Michael Jackson Conversation

2009-07-07T20:41:00.002-06:00

Last week I introduced my three year old son to the musical styles of Michael Jackson. Now, he asks if EVERY song is Michael Jackson. Here's how our conversation went the other day...

(Some rap song playing on the radio in the car)
Kade: Mom is this Michael Jackson?
Mom: Nope, I don't know who this is - some rapper I guess.
Kade: Oohhh..... This is George Strait???
Mom: LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!

I have NO IDEA how he knows who George Strait is!! He is one funny and smart kid for sure though!!

Our 4th

2009-07-05T20:48:00.000-06:00

This year Joe and I had a pretty crazy 4th - I guess it would be what most consider "normal" however, we are homebodies so crowds, traffic and heat kind of make us crazy!!

Someone (I don't know who) had the GENIUS idea to take a blanket to Sugarhouse park at 10 AM to save us a prime firework watching spot. This was the GENIUS part of the idea because it got so crowded as the night crept on. However, it was someones other genius idea to take the scooter to fireworks... BAD IDEA - especially considering we live 8 freaking blocks away!!! It takes us 10-15 minutes to walk there normally!!

We got to the park around 6 PM so we had plenty of times to take pictures of ourselves and buy lots of stuff that we certainly DO NOT need! Such as glow sticks! Whoever invented them is probably a millionaire. People were going crazy for them - including me!! HAHA

Once the firework show wrapped up we hopped on the scoot only to sit in traffic for an hour and a half!!!!!!!!! Never again - NEVER!! It was fun to have a night alone with the hubs though. That, I will do again AND AGAIN!!

It was also a great day for my family because my mother gained independence from her husband. Mean, I know! Love him but, they were not good in any way for each other!!

HAPPY BELATED 4th EVERYONE!

Kade's "4th"

2009-07-04T21:06:00.000-06:00

Since my little man was going to be "visiting" this fourth, we decided to celebrate the holiday with him a day early. Friday night was SO RELAXING! I decided that I should have every Friday off. I got so much done, which totally frees up the weekend!

Kade and dad lighting fireworks. In retrospect, my son was dangerously close to a lot of FIRE!! Scary... No accidents though so that is good.

Kade writing his name in smoke "W..... SSSS...... A..... K..... - thas oll" I love little kids!!

Lighting more sparklers!! Who gives a 3 year-old fire, honestly??

Want to know why smoke ball/bomb things are my fav?? See below...

Because you can PLAY in them!!!!

The orange ones were mine and Kade's favorite. They made the whole neighborhood orange - they were seriously potent smoke balls. It looked like Sugarhouse had been crop-dusted...

I am sure Kade can hardly wait for the 24th more sparklers and smoke bombs!!

B-RAD's going away!!

2009-06-26T21:30:00.000-06:00

B-Rad was one of my BFF's in the office. He was only in SLC for 3 months but, he was always making me and Tracey laugh!!

Here's us being our weird selves!!

Later that night, we went to Dani's house for DELICIOUS chicken tacos!! Yummy!! Then, we were onto the Bayou! ALSO - YUMMY!!

Here's me and my other BFF Dani!

Brad is gone now but, he will be back soon to come golfing or something with us! Good luck in Egypt or wherever he lives... and thanks for giving us a reason to celebrate!!

Sand Dunes

2009-06-25T21:57:00.002-06:00

My dawg!! I miss my Guido!! He was so cute laying in the sand because he is usually snuggled up with my mom in her bed!

My sweet nephew, Ethan!! I cannot believe that he is big enough to drive his quad by himself!!

Kade, Wyley and Ellie Weekend

2009-06-25T21:53:00.002-06:00

My pretty baby sis, Ellie. I love her poses.

Wyley, Ellie and Kade's new bike.

Kade and his new bike. Also, with the posing - I don't know where he learned it from!

Joe's Third Decade

2009-06-25T21:35:00.002-06:00

I cannot believe my man is 30!!! I especially cannot believe that baby face! Here are some pics of the festivities!

No joke, this is the cake I picked up at Baskin Robbins about 30 minutes before Joe's party. I didn't even bother to look at it until I got home... can you believe that they actually sold this to me?? That's awful!! Of course, I called and complained (and got half off).

Here's his second cake... a little better, I guess.

Joe and Kade blowing out all the candles!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNNY!!

New Baby

2009-05-26T20:20:00.000-06:00

Aden Hendricks Lee

On Memorial Day my BFF since 2nd grade (Maddie) had her baby! Lucky girl got blessed with the CUTEST little man EVER!! I am so happy for her and I know she will be a FANTASTIC mother.
Here's me and Kade.

Joe is baby hungry and totally LOVING the whole "baby" thing... He will never admit it to anyone except for me though. One day, we'll have more babies than you can shake a stick at - you all just watch!

Here's Cornholio showing off his 'baby bump' - he is sure that he will be the one making the baby brothers and sisters, not me.

My Crazy Family

2009-05-25T20:38:00.000-06:00

First, I think I have the funniest aunt, uncle and cousins - EVER!! I really love nothing more than hanging out with them, it's always non-stop laughter! Well, Sunday we got together for game night/Adam's pseudo-birthday party! We really just had the party because Adam was on his man-period and we needed to make him SMILE!!!! Here are the pics - wait, I just noticed I am not in any of them.... :(

Jake and Walter testing out my hog....

LeighAnne and her hubs riding on the scooter. I am so proud of her for even riding it with him. Her last experience on a scooter did not end so well. Let's just say there was a lot of blood, a handicap sign and a curb involved. SO FUNNY but, not really!! HAHA!

This was my first attempt at a cake! HAHA!! At least I thought it was pretty cool!

Adam posing with his cake! He was surprised....

After the yummy funfetti cake, Adam moved on to Kaden's room. He found his robot dinosaur thingy! He was fascinated to say the least... He was so excited over this thing that he did a photo shoot with it! I just love him! Happy 19th Birthday Adam Dallas Fratto!! I HEART YOU!!

Belated Bridal Pics

2009-05-23T20:53:00.001-06:00

Saturday afternoon and evening LeighAnne, Jake and I ventured out for a bridal photo shoot. Although I got married in November, I didn't have time for bridal pics in the whole 'three-week' planning process... Well, since LeighAnne is the next big thing in photography - it was an honor to have her take my pictures! I only have a few as of right now but, here you go! ENJOY!

The Life of a HYPOCHONDRIAC!!

2009-05-13T19:40:00.003-06:00

Where to even start......... Well, I suppose we can start with the migraines. I have about 3-4 per week!! No joke, the debilitating, leave me alone, hide in a dark room status!! Since Saturday-ish I have had flashes, pain, heaviness, pressure etc. in my left eye (accompanied with headaches/migraines)! Since I work in Neurosurgery and all I talk about is tumors - Joe and I naturally assumed that is what was wrong... FYI - I was truly not worried about a tumor at all but, I was worried I had glaucoma or retinal disconnection or something else dramatic, as usual!!
Last night and this morning my symptoms got bad enough that I had to make a visit to the eye doctor! First of all, he is the biggest smart-A doctor I have ever met. He was constantly teasing and making jokes about what a hypochondriac I was... After taking a good look at my eyes - he told me something I already knew and something I didn't. #1 My vision has changed - DRAMATICALLY! Technically, he said I am "legally blind" and should not have a drivers license. Great... What does that even mean?? He said get glasses TODAY and come back in 4 weeks. If my vision/symptoms do not improve, we go to the next step... I have no idea what that is but, hopefully it involves a handicap parking pass ;) - KIDDING! #2 Really though, he thinks I have "ocular migraines" - I am not a doctor. I don't pretend to be. Well, sometimes I do... However, I never tied the "eye issues" to the migraines. Hmmm... makes sense I guess. So, he sent me on my way with my prescription and my peace of mind that I don't have a tumor, glaucoma or retinal disconnection...
After an hour or so at the doc and having my eyes dilated (which I freaking hate with a bloody passion but, I did get some SEXY sunglasses!!) - I went immediately to the eyeglass store. I found lots of cute frames but, I ultimately decided on the CLEARANCE PAIR, of course - I am the biggest bargain shopaholic I know!! So, 40 dollars later, I walked out into a whole new crisp world! Yes, 40 buckaroos on lenses and frames!! What a difference! I feel like I was seeing in black and white and everything turned to color. I was amazed that the lines on the road were perfect rectangles. I always thought they were just blob-ish lines without straight edges! WOW!

I am supposed to wear these things all the time now... I think it will be an adjustment but, I do love them! They are lightweight and fashionable! Plus, Kade said I look like a "princess" so they can't be that bad right??

Yep, there's me. No, you cannot call me 4-eyes!

BLAH

2009-04-30T21:45:00.003-06:00

FYI - Not a lot of substance to this post but, I had to vent somehow...

Today, was the biggest "blah" day ever. I had TONS of energy when I first woke up this morning. I even flat-ironed my hair... I know, SHOCKER! I normally do everything at night (including my hair) just so that I don't have to do anything in the morning besides dress, make-up and teeth. I HATE MORNINGS! Now that I live so close to work, I can't even fathom a 1-hour drive on top of all this. How did I wake up that much earlier? No wonder I was always in trouble at work, I don't do mornings!

Well, at about 10 AM my energy fizzled. I work with Dr. B. on Thursdays in his clinic. Which means I bring patients back to the rooms, schedule BRAIN and SPINE surgeries - which requires some serious concentration, explain to them that they need to get blood work and why - I don't really know, schedule tests that I have no idea what they are - like what the freak is a CMG? (I learned today by the way), and whatever else comes along. Normally, I just run around like crazy and for the most part, stay organized and in control.

However, today I was hiding the fact that I had a monster migraine. I hate that I am the "always sick" "complainer-hypochondriac" co-worker - which I fully admit to being (not on purpose - I just have bad medical luck). STUPID BRAIN AND GOSH DARN HEADACHES!

Anyway, I totally feel like I was struggling today... I hate feeling this way because people can totally sense that something is 'off' about me. I guess I just want to appear perfect all the time...

Well, I had a funk today. I came home, took some medicine, rest up a bit, played puzzles with Kade, made dinner, gave him a bath, read books, snuggled and blogged. Luckily I have a great man and a sweet little boy to come home to. The only way life could get better is if my cubie wasn't out of town. She is my venting partner, which is probably good because otherwise you all would have to read this kind of negative garbage EVERYDAY!! Trust me, thank her.

Today is getting better as the night goes on. My headache is starting to go away, which is awesome. I hope that this "funk" is gone by tomorrow. I have LOTS to do!

GOOD NIGHT FOLKS!

Jazz

2009-04-27T22:08:00.004-06:00

We went to the Jazz game last Thursday! We were so happy that they won! It was crazy to be around all of those crazy Jazz fans! Don't get me wrong, "we" are fans but, not the screaming sort that we were surrounded by at the game on Thursday!

We went again on Saturday. BUMMER! I was so bored that I signed up for the internet data plan for my cell phone during the second quarter so I could surf until the game was over... BORING! Poor Jazz though, I really wanted them to win both games at home!

After the game on Saturday, we drove to Pleasant View... don't even ask me where that it (okay fine, it is somewhere near Ogden) - that is where my gma moved when we moved into her house! Anyway, we had never seen their house plus, she wanted Joe to do some work on her bedrooms the next morning. Well, it was actually a nice drive. It gave Joe a chance to listen to the post game show - apparently he had to HEAR how bad the Jazz got slaughtered after he watched it with his own eyes. Once we got there, we chit-chatted until late (around 12:45ish). Well, in case you people don't know - I have to take Ambien to sleep at night. Well, lets just say that when you take your Ambien at 1 AM, you cannot wake up with everyone else at 8 AM. It was kind of embarrassing but, I think everyone understood why I missed coffee hour... When I finally rolled out of bed, I "helped" make breakfast. After breakfast, Joe got to work on the bedrooms and the girls (and Jake and Nick) went to Target then to Wyley's birthday party. After the party, Joe was still working and Kade was still visiting gma Rayanna - I was home all ALONE! It was nice to have a few minutes to myself but, I was really missing my boys by the time everyone got back home! Good weekend though, it was nice to have 2 dates with the Hubs this week! It seems like we haven't had alone time in forever since we started redoing the house! It was nice seeing everyone this weekend though and I cannot believe my BABY BRO is 9 YEARS OLD! I can still remember him when he was a little fat baby!! WOW, how time flies!

Adventures in babysitting (the West children)

2009-04-27T21:50:00.005-06:00

Not last weekend but, the one before I watched my sister's two youngest kiddos while the rest of the fam went to Cali. It was good because I really miss the kids now that we live so far away! We had our good moments and we had our bad... All in all, they were good but, I really think they missed mom, dad, and big bro!

The day started out good. The kids came over around 4 PM on Sunday... Joe snuggled with them in the hammock...

We drew with the sidewalk chalk...

We jumped....

They posed for pics...

I was trying to take her pic with the grass as a backdrop but, she wouldn't lay down on it - notice she is doing a crunch!!

Packy had about the same reaction to laying on the grass. HAHA!

Brynny was so proud of her drawings!

All of those straight lines Pax was drawing were snakes. It was so funny, he was saying how the yellow snake is eating the white one etc. SO CUTE!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This pic pretty much sums up dinnertime!

This is Pax... he was mad. Can you tell? I was scared!

What did we learn? WE LOVE KIDDOS!! We want more very soon!

Another week from hell... with a good ending!

2009-04-21T18:01:00.005-06:00

Last Tuesday did not start out so well. I had to leave work early due to some serious kidney pain, weakness, nausea, body aches, etc. BLAH! I went to the doc Tuesday afternoon. She said I had a kidney infection, gave me antibiotics and sent me home! Well, by the time I got to the pharmacy to fill my prescription - I WAS DYING! I was in so much pain that every bump, stop, EVERYTHING was so painful! Thank god for LORTAB - it was my best friend last week! Anywho, I got worse Tuesday, even worse on Wednesday and EVEN WORSE on Thursday. Thursday I broke down and got a CT scan. Confirmed - stone in the ureter! I know, so hot! Sorry if this is TMI!! Well, the stoneS passed. That's right, I said stones! It was the most painful thing ever!! WOW! However, I felt instant relief the second the demons were out of me. Thursday night, I actually felt somewhat like myself again. Oh, I forgot to mention that during all of this I never moved from my bed and Joe was hurrying to finish the kitchen for Mad's baby shower that I was supposed to host on Saturday! He somehow managed to take care of me, Kade and the kitchen! WOW, amazing guy... thanks babe!! Friday I was back to work, feeling like my old self! WHEW - it was touch and go for a little bit but, I am so happy to be better!

Friday night I somehow managed to plan a baby shower - FOR THE NEXT DAY! That's right - games, food, everything was done in a night!

Here's a pic of the '20-minute diaper cake' that I NEED TO MARKET and make millions!!

Here's a pic of the sweets table. OMG - the punch was AMAZING! You put in a thing of 2-liter ginger ale, a quart of pineapple juice and a tub of frozen raspberry sherbet! YUMMERZ and EASY!!!

Here is a pic of the PRETTIEST, most photogenic woman in the WORLD. I HATE people this pretty!! Especially pretty prego girls = BRAT!! Maybe it's just me but, pregnancy brings out the SHREK genes in me. Everything turns round and yes, greenish! haha SEXY....

Here is a pic of me grabbing 'Aden's' bum (or something)! I can't wait to HOLD him! Come out already!

My BFF aunt/Maddie's maternity photographer was on hand for the shower! Thank goodness she was there - what a HUGE help! AND... she was able to stick around for................... drum roll please.........................

GAME NIGHT!! My fav!!!!!!

All in all it was a horrible week but, an AWESOME weekend! Thanks to all who came to shower Maddie and thanks for all my helpers/doctors for making everything ALL BETTER!!

Easter

2009-04-21T17:51:00.004-06:00

I know Easter was a week or so ago but, here are the pics. Kade really got the idea of the 'Easter Bunny' this year. It made the day really fun! Here are my photographer wannabe shots... NOT!

He was chewing for both of these... (above AND below)! HEHE - he could not be distracted from the Easter goodness!

YES is the answer!!

2009-04-12T00:09:00.005-06:00

Joe got ONE room in the house to decorate and do what he wanted to. He got the "LP bathroom". For lack of a better description - this room used to be a coat closet. Somehow, my g-pa and g-ma made it into a bathroom, complete with a shower. It looks much bigger on pics, trust me. I call it the LP bathroom because only a LP could use it comfortably! So... the answer is yes it is painted BABY BLUE (for the Jazz).

Yes, there is a basketball toilet seat (for Kade), an empty basketball picture frame and basketball soap dispenser.

YES - he put his freaking trophies on one of the basketball shelves!

YES - he decorated the shower with Jazz/basketball paraphernalia!

YES - his human-size trophy replaced the shelves that were in there!!

Although, this bathroom is mildly embarrassing - it is Joe. He is OBSESSED with everything basketball and this to me, is only a glimpse of his passion! I will probably never go in this room again but, the good news is - IT IS DONE!!!! One more room off the list! WOOT!

Showgirl Down!!

2009-04-11T23:38:00.007-06:00

There is just no way to tell this story and have you understand exactly what happened this day... I will try my best to make you feel the emotion but, it will never be as funny as it was in person.

This past Friday was my bosses (Dr. Brockmeyer) birthday. Well, I don't really know if he is my boss but, I take my orders from him. Anyway, the day before TBP, T-Dawg and I were plotting how to make the day extra special for him... He is an avid climber. In fact, he has climbed freaking EVEREST okay! So, we decided to get him a cake with a "mountain" and a "yeti" on it... Then, I wanted to get him an extra special get-up to wear during the lunch hour! When he busted us plotting his birthday extravaganza, he then requested "magic" candles that don't blow out. Well, mental note taken! Zurchers, here I come!!

That night, I was searching for about an hour in the "crazy hat" section of Zurchers with no luck. I didn't know what I wanted but, I knew I hadn't found it. I had just given up the crazy hat search when I came across the freaking incredible selection of boas! That was it, he needed a boa and a crown, for a "Showgirl" look. I didn't know if he would even wear it but, it was worth having it on the off chance that he was a good sport.

Friday came along... I was nervous! I didn't know if he would be mad at me for buying such a ridiculous outfit. Just in case though, I had a back up plan. COOKIES! Actually, one giant sugar cookie with a "D" on it for "Doug"(obviously). Anywho, lunch time came around. He was still in surgery so I had time to clean up the kitchen and set up his area before he came downstairs to see everything! Luckily, the university had this giant computer virus outbreak so, there was not a lot of work that could be done since the virus scan thingy was running on all of the computers!

Here is a pic of his set-up! The cookie with candles (so the wax wouldn't drip on the cake), salad, bottled water, crown , boa and metal silverware(an extra special touch because it was his b-day).Well, when he came down from surgery, he decided the candles went a lot better on "Mt. Everest" (in retrospect - this was a bad idea. Keep reading)
Goll - he wore it and he liked it!! What a good sport...
HOLY BALL o' FIRE!!! This is bad!
Blowing....
There is no way to explain the amount of smoke that was present in the break room at this point (you can see T-dawg trying to fan it away - with that tiny plate)!! Seriously, for whatever reason the doors were closed so we were trapped in a room of smoke!! He kept blowing and the candles kept reigniting and even more smoke kept billowing! HAHA - as you can see he was leaning incredibly close to the cake to keep blowing. Eventually, the candles started sparking - thus, making the boa spark! This was the scariest part, scarier than the possibility of dying (in a hospital) of carbon monoxide poisoning. In my panic to air out the room, I scream out "WATCH THE BOA"!!!!!! At this point, everyone is probably waiting for me to say the boa lit on fire! Well, it didn't but, my BFF T-dawg screamed out "I am going to have to call security and report ONE SHOWGIRL DOWN - repeat, WE HAVE ONE SHOWGIRL DOWN"!!!! No one can ever grasp how hysterical this moment was but, trust me, it was another priceless moment in pediatric neurosurgery!
This is a pic of what had to be scraped off of the top of the cake so we could eat it! You can kinda tell the frosting has a blackish hue! Yeah, that is ashes! Freaking ASHES!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone was okay, a few of us got an instant headache but, we decided that the cake was worth it! It was the BEST CAKE EVER!! Thanks Doug for having a birthday and giving us hilarious memories to last a lifetime!

3 Things!!

2009-04-08T15:04:00.004-06:00

Soo... last night this cat showed up on our back porch. It was meowing so loud that I had to see what was up... Well, I sent Joe. He and Kade went and checked. Joe came in with a straight, bored look on his face like "it is a cat, who cares??". Kade came in all lit up and excited because he thought we had a kitty now. So, I go out there. I tried to touch the cat but, it was so skinny the feeling of holding it gave me the willies!! BLAH!! I hate bones! Anywho, I fed the cat around 6 then again at 10 and Joe fed it this morning. I have no idea if it is a boy or girl, if it has a home or not but, I think it at least found a place to get some CHOW!! So sweet... Everyone keeps asking me the name, it doesn't have one!!

Thing number two! This morning we were pulling out of our neighborhood and this is what I see...

A freaking minivan flipped over. No chase, no accident, it was just turning the corner and it flipped! HAHA - I had to laugh because I could see that everyone was alright but, that is totally something that would happen to me. I can just hear myself trying to explain to my boss that I can't come in because I ROLLED THE MINIVAN!!! :/

Lastly, this is funny - this is where this boring post takes a turn (not really but, I will try to make it interesting)!! Well, Jazz playoff tickets went on sale today. I was going to surprise Joe with them and he was going to surprise me (really himself) with them - (I guess that's what happened?)! I was online getting tickets to game 2 when my work phone rings and it's Joe. He says "babe, did you know that jazz playoff tickets are on sale now?" - I said, "yeah" - he said "wouldn't that be fun, to go to a game?" - I was like "yes..." (as I was focusing on entering my credit card info...) - he said "WELLLL.... WE ARE GOING!!!!" - I think that he was expecting me to be stoked but, we all know that I only act excited for him, not because I really enjoy sports in general. Not only was I freaking out about possibly purchasing tickets to the same game but, I was freaking out on this inside because I had just remembered that nosebleed seats give me panic attacks!!! AHHH!! I took a moment to be brave and ask him what game be bought tickets to. He same game 1 ,luckily!! Whew, disaster averted! Anywho, that's that! Now, all I have to worry about is self-medicating before the game so I don't have a panic attack freakout from the steep view to the court!! PS - is it just me or, is the upper bowl freakishly steep at the ESA???

FMBP Random Moment

2009-04-05T21:51:00.003-06:00

The Scene: Joe installing outdoor light fixture -Kade holding the wire nuts and "helping".

Joe: Kade, do you have a yellow one?
Kade: Oh daddy, I have lots. I have orange ones, yellow ones...
Joe: Well, can I have an orange one then?
Kade: You want the brother one... the sister one... the daddy one... or mommy one?
Joe: I don't care, just give me an orange one.
Kade: Okay, you can have the daddy one.
Joe: Thanks buddy
Kade: You're welcome daddy. (Continues talking to his family of wire nuts)

HAHA - I guess you had to be there but, he is so random sometimes - I just love being a mom and witnessing goofy things like this!

I am so tired right now. I had a busy week of being sick and feeling like I didn't accomplish anything at work. This weekend was busy and I don't feel like we accomplished much here either (except helping Joe set up his FB)... Hopefully, I get out of this funk really soon!!

One more project down...

2009-03-30T22:12:00.003-06:00

I came home from work today sick. BLAH!! Well, I tried to get some rest but, my beloved decided to finish the living room this evening. He put everything in the living room and I still have to clean it but, I was so excited to post pics so here you go... PS - Don't mind the mess in the kitchen or the other half of the living room....

This is showing the color of the walls before. Well, not really. The walls on the right an left were already painted. As you can see, Joe had to do them first so he could hook up the TV and watch basketball.

Joe installing the new entertainment center!! Love it...

I should have opened the drapes before I took this pic but, I didn't... HAHA! Also, you can see all of Joe's construction mess in the kitchen. I refuse to even go in the kitchen anymore. I just ask him to get me something if I need it. I don't dare brave the disaster zone... Also, I got new couches this weekend. I call them "muted celery" - others might call them "lime green grandma couches"!!! Either way, I LOVE THEM and I think it was 2 grand well spent!!!

The new entertainment center... These are not the decorations that are staying on there but, Joe had to take them out of the green room so he could paint that.

A few FINISHED home projects...

2009-03-22T22:53:00.007-06:00

We (mostly Joe) have been working on the bathroom this week. Here's the pics!! It is finally DONE!!!

I refinished the cabinets from the bathroom. The one on the left is the before and the other three are the afters...

So, the bathroom was purple with a tan(ish) linoleum floor. The pic is the newly uncovered sub-floor.

Here's a pic of my cute man sanding the walls... Turns out you have to do A LOT of sanding when you let your wife try to help by overfilling nail holes with spackle!! HAHA

HAHA - I love, love , love the toilet in the bathtub... This pic was mostly to show the before of the cabinets.

AFTER: The cabinets are darker. The faucet, light fixture, towel rack, light switches (etc.) and door knob are new.
This is a view looking into the bathroom. You can see the AMAZING tile job... I can't believe how beautiful it looks!

This shows more of the tile and the finished cabinets.

This pic shows the front door all painted... That one project adds so much contrast to the front of the house - I LOVE IT!!! The before pic is on another post from a few weeks ago.

WOW! With the first round of projects down and plenty to go - we better get going.

Also, I am ordering a TON of Uppercase Living tomorrow and it usually takes a week to show up. Me and my babe better get busy - with the house so I can stick it all up when it arrives!! YAY!!

HAVE A GOOD WEEK EVERYONE!

Who said?????

2009-03-20T22:19:00.005-06:00

Everyone knows that Joe lives, breathes and dreams of basketball. The thought pretty much consumes him... We have a bracket at my work and it's getting pretty competitive... Not for money, that would be illegal... DUH (wink wink)

I know it's the first round but, GUESS WHO's WINNING???? That's right - the Athlete (AKA - Hateto Loveme)!! Then there's me - in 22nd!! HAHA

Group Standings (Top 10 of 33)

Rank	Bracket	Correct Picks	Points	Possible Pts
1	Hateto Loveme	25 of 32	25	181
1	WinnerWinnerChickenDinner	25 of 32	25	181
3	Heebie	24 of 32	24	184
3	Jayhawker	24 of 32	24	180
3	Big Daddy	24 of 32	24	178
3	Bozo Brain	24 of 32	24	178
3	Cobalt *	24 of 32	24	178
3	Tar-Hole	24 of 32	24	178
3	ES	24 of 32	24	176
10	DY	23 of 32	23	181
22	Loveto Hateme	21 of 32	21	171

What happens in the van - stays in the van!!!

2009-03-19T10:17:00.005-06:00

Soo... I am 99% sure that no one thought they would see the day that Joe and I would have a MINIVAN!! Seriously, if you know our 'style' - minivan is not anywhere near the equation. Last week while car searching EVERY DAY AND NIGHT, I got the minivan "itch" - Joe was having none of it. When I say none, I mean NONE! He made it very clear that he would buy me whatever car I wanted as long as it wasn't a minivan or a Beetle. Well, with all of our construction going on at the house, it has been hard to squish everything into the Accord or the Galant whenever we make our daily trip to Lowe's.

We finally had to breadown and borrow Tara and Kyle's van to run some errands. Joe drove and Joe liked. He was like "wow, this thing is pretty quick". Well, all Joe could do on Saturday and Sunday was talk about the possitives of having a van (like he had to talk me into anything... I already knew that this was what I wanted). Well, last night he was looking on KSL and there was a WAY NICE Town and Country for $3,000!!!!! We were planning on spending quite a bit more than that on something but, why? Especially when this is nice enough to get us by for awhile! Plus, we can pay cash for it, which mean NO car payment!! Long into short- we got the van, nicest man EVER sold it to us, it is way nice and now we have enough $$ to get scooters!!!!! GO US AND GO DAVE RAMSEY FOR TEACHING US TO BE SMART WITH OUR HARD EARNED MOOLAH!!! Well, Joe's hard earned money...

Pigsty

2009-03-16T15:28:00.003-06:00

Wow! Officially, the new house in "Under Construction". It is exciting but overwhelming. I don't do well with messes, especially messy messes (if that makes sense). I feel like everything I touched this weekend made me messier or dirtier or smellier (yuck!). From Friday night to Sunday evening we spent $1,035.42 at Lowe's and so far the bathroom floor has been ripped up and tiled. I painted the bathroom door and intalled new hinges and a new door knob. I glazed the bathroom cabinets. Now they are a dark brown wood instead of light...

I know right? Who would have thought I was capable of manual labor??? I took PLENTY of before and during pics. I will wait to post them until you folks can see the after too!!

Kade's Birthday Party

2009-03-10T08:12:00.010-06:00

WOW! I cannot believe Kaden is already 3 years old! To me, that is incredible since I will always remember the seven pound version of him. He is now 37 pounds, potty-trained, and can count to six correctly (then it goes 9, 8, 10!!). He is truly an amazing kid and we are lucky to have such a good boy! Trust me, we are thankful he is so well behaved! He has the craziest ability to redirect himself just from other people's moods; if mom is happy - Kade is happy, if mom is tired - Kade is "so tired too", if dad is intently watching basketball - so is Kade (no joke, he won't blink)!! He is a funny boy and we definitely can't wait for him to have brothers and sisters to boss around, I mean play with!

Some of the gang hanging out by the chip and drink station! L to R: Pax, Joe, Eth, Wyley and Jake (such cute boys)
Kaden Luke posing with his presents!

Kade is Brynny - he loves her! You should have seen how long it took them to understand what "put your arms around each other" meant. I can't remember what they did but, I think Kade was like holding her cheeks and fixing her hair or something.

Hanging out: Denise and Nicky, Terri, Grandma and Jake

The craziest West, Paxton (the one with the stick)! Then, Tara and Kyle (when he was awake)

My Bird and Joe posing. These two have the BLUEST eyes of anyone I know!!! You can like see their brains through them!! (Everyone cross your fingers so my babies get these eyes!)

Kaden posing with his new "Bee Movie"

Kade's new markers from the West's. I guess this is payback for all those times I got her kids Play-Doh and Moon Sand! PS - Look at Brynn in the background, she looks like a little mother or something...

Kaden loves grandma Valerie!! So do we!! She is so pretty and so sweet!

Denise, Nick and Jake! This is probably one of the cutest family pics ever taken!

Kade blowing out his candles! Funny thing #1 He is in his time out chair. Funny thing #2 He had just put on his shoes and socks because "Packy kept hurting his toes" - HAHA!!

Then Brynny found the safety goggles. Thanks Brynn - now look what you've started!!

They make Packy blind apparently!

The make Kade pose, Zoolander status - HAHA!!

and they make leprechauns appear!! AAAHHHHhhhh....

So, when Kyle goes to parties - he sleeps! This is just what he does. When people sleep, Joe pokes them with sticks. This is just what he does...

I was trying to make it look like we were really at the San Antonio game. Not too good of camera aimage... oops!

Me and my BFA!! She is so pretty!!!

The fam...

The "Curious George" fam...

Then, there's this pic!! STORY: Whenever Kade gets in trouble I find it easier to threaten puppy kisses from mom rather than spanks or time outs or whatever.... So, I was trying to take a cute picture of us and he wasn't smiling... Well, here's how I got him to crack!! ENJOY!

This and that...

2009-03-01T00:30:00.005-07:00

WOW! You blog-stalkers have missed a lot!! I don't have a lot of time right now but, I will keep this short and sweet.

Last Saturday, the 21st was my grandpa's memorial service. It was beautiful but, not a great day to be at your emotional low-point -thanks to being a female ;)

The next day (Sunday) it was decided that we would be moving the next weekend, not by choice but, for necessity (the new people were moving into the house on the 28th no matter what!!! - BLAH!!)

Tuesday was the day that my dad went back to Indiana and I went to work at the crack of dawn. After work, Kaden and I went to Grandma Valerie's to help her do some packing and have dinner. Joe was at his usual Tuesday basketball game (they won, of course).

Wednesday we went to work as normal and started packing that night. Joe's dad and sister's were nice enough to come and help (THANK YOU)!! It didn't take us as long as I would have thought but, it was really hard work. Also, we had packed my sleeping medicine so, I got about three hours of sleep that night. :(

Thursday was not any easier. Joe stayed home from work and packed the moving truck (by himself) while I was at work (half awake). He finally got the first load emptied at about 11:00 PM (I think, I don't really remember the exact time). Then, he went back to the Draper house with his dad and sister's to load the "big" stuff. The rest is a blur (half awake again). All I remember is that we didn't lay down until about 5:00 AM!!

Friday was exhausting for both of us. I don't think we have ever been that tired in our lives. However, we made it through the day and somehow managed to come home and unpack a little. Also, Friday was Kade's third birthday!! WOW, he just keeps getting bigger (obviously). It is just incredible how smart he is getting. I love our little conversations and I love that he is taking on mine and Joe's personality and is so sarcastic!! We went to Lone Star for dinner the Toys R' Us to get Kade a present. We got him a cool little train set before his birthday but, I thought that it came with a battery operated train but, it didn't. So, I had to go buy the cool train that "went by itself." (AKA battery operated). Then, we ran to Smith's really quick to get him a little cake and ice cream. When we got home, Grandma had some friends and their daughters over for dinner. It was really nice because we had a little birthday party for Kaden Luke!!

Today, Joe went to basketball at 6!! I don't know how he manages to wake up this early on a Saturday... I SLEPT IN until 8:30, thanks to Gma, who was nice enough to play with Kade and drink black coffee with him(decaf - don't worry) this morning. WHAT A WEIRD LITTLE KIDDO! We packed grandma and unpacked us, all day long. Officially, Grandma is living in Ogden and the home is ours~ WOW! This went so FAST!! So, friends come by and visit us!!

Also, Kade's birthday party has been postponed until next Sunday at 1:00 PM. Cake and ice cream... call me for the address!!

"Valentine's Day"

2009-02-15T21:58:00.005-07:00

This year, Joe and I decided that with all of the craziness going on right now, we would celebrate Valentine's Day some other time... The date is undecided but, it will happen soon. Anyway, he broke the rules and surprised me with a little something Saturday morning after basketball. We both sat in our PJ's until about 5:00 PM when we finally decided to shower and get ready. Saturday night, we took Tara's kids their valentines and visited my mom who just had shoulder surgery. Well, we came home and Joe made me some yummy dinner!! It was a good day for being a pretend Valentine's but, I cannot wait for our real one. Here are some random pics we took to prove we got out of our PJ's...Here 's me and Kade posing with the flower and "ba-yoon"

Daddy and Kaden...

Here's the cutest family in the world... Poor Kaden, he looks so sick!

What a week...

2009-02-14T21:03:00.006-07:00

Well, this week has certainly been a long one. There was the whole Grandpa thing. Which, I still cannot believe and does not seem quite real yet. Fortunately but, unfortunately I had already taken the week off of work because Kaden got hit with MAJOR sickness. This was not his normal sickness that he always gets. Usually, he has one really bad night and from then on he has cold/flu symptoms. Oh no... this time, he is non-stop barfing, coughing, fever, lethargic, etc. Poor guy, it makes me very sad to see him like this. When he is awake, he just cries, which is SO unlike him. Today was the first day he did not have a constant fever. He went to the doctor on Thursday morning and has been on anti-biotics since then. I really hope they start working very soon. It is so funny because every time I walk away from him he is sleeping somewhere new and in a different position. It is a little freaky... Here are some sleepy pics of him.This pic (above) is a little freaky if you click on it ... look at Kade's left eye (it is open). He seriously does this all the time. Sometimes, when I go in to check on him before bed, his eyes are wide open. I will talk to him and he does not respond so, I will play with his arms and he is dead asleep. This is so freaky, trust me!!

The Sweet Place...

2009-02-11T08:12:00.005-07:00

Monday morning, my Grandma told me that my Grandpa was not feeling very well. He had been sleeping for a few days straight and was not eating or drinking. Normally, I am freaked out by old people. Seriously, that sounds so wrong but, I am scared I will break them or something. But, grandpa was different. There is like a calming presence around him that makes you feel at ease and happy. I spent Monday evening at my Grandma and Grandpa's house combing his hair, massaging him, wiping his face to cool him down, talking to him, trying to get him to drink some chocolate milk and of course giving him a billion kisses. He enjoyed all of this and was pretty interactive with me. He loved me rubbing his arm... He kept saying "dont stop, I like that." I could have stayed all night if I didn't have a little boy of my own who needed me too. Yesterday afternoon, he was started on hospice care and given medication to make him a little more comfortable. I was there last night and it was hard to arouse him. I even accidentally set off the car alarm right by his window and he didn't even flinch. Grandma and I would say to him "if you love me, squeeze my hand" and he would. We knew he could hear and was aware, he just couldn't open his eyes.

Today, around 5 AM he went to the sweet place. It was very peaceful and he was in no pain. I will miss him and his sarcastic personality so much but, most of all I want to be there for my Grandma. Grandpa and her were more than husband and wife. They truly understood each other and were genuinely best friends. Has anyone seen The Notebook? They are like that cute couple that is with each other no matter what! I can only hope that as me and Joe grow older, that we have that kind of relationship. She is the toughest woman on the planet and I hope she knows she is not alone, she has wonderful family and friends who are 100% there for her.
I don't know when the funeral will be but, my guess would be Friday or Saturday. Please, don't be sad for me, just treasure the ones you love because you never know when their time will come!

Tighty Whities!!

2009-02-08T20:32:00.003-07:00

Kaden is 95% potty-trained. I could not be happier about this... No more nasty diapers, at least, not for a while when I have more kids! I am so proud of my little man. His birthday is in two weeks and I am sure he will be 100% trained by then. I cannot believe how fast he is growing, WOW! It seems like EVERYTHING you tell him, he remembers. I don't even have a memory that sharp. Anyway, he are some child abuse pictures....

While buying "big boy underwear" I came across these precious things! How could I not???

The Family Flip!!!

2009-02-02T15:39:00.004-07:00

I did not think that this day would ever come. The whole family (mostly Joe) flipped this house. It was originally my step-dads mother's home but, it became his "inheritance" when grandma passed away. We have spent many, many hours in Roy and have spent too many hours mad at each other over this home. It is sad to see it go but, it is a good economic stimulus!!! HEHE It should close in the next few weeks. All I can say is we're going on VACATION!!!!!

SIDE NOTE: Isn't SOLD a weird word?? It just doesn't look right... Anyway!

SPOILED!!!!!!

2009-01-24T22:26:00.000-07:00

This morning I woke up with a wild hair... as usual!!

Well, let me start with a story... We have a laptop and a desktop computer. The laptop is usually wherever I end up leaving it (on the couch most of the time) and the desktop is upstairs in Joe's closet room/playroom/office. Well, the office portion of that room NEVER EVER gets used. Whenever I need to print I just grab the printer and bring it in the kitchen (isn't that vierd??). Yeah, it is weird and not normal I know. So, I had an itch to buy a computer desk but, I didn't want it to only be a computer desk. I wanted a "workstation." I really needed somewhere to conduct my bidness. Not really, but I wanted space of my own for my computer, printer but also somewhere that I could scrapbook or do crafts. We took a trip to IKEA (AKA Heaven). I stumbled upon this beauty... It does not match a thing in our house but, I DIDN'T CARE! It was girly and "sophisticated"!! Anywho, I just went on for an hour about a desk... Oh, did I mention that I assembled this sucker myself (the wrong way). Joe probably could have done it in ten minutes but, I wanted it to be my project (my 4-hour project). I will post pics of my mess-ups!! OH WAIT, I also got a chair. It is so cute and comfy, I think I will buy one for work too!! It tilts back and spins and rolls. The seat is black corduroy and the back is mesh and provides amazing support!! Anywho, enjoy the pic of my new favorite thing.

Here she is... In her temporary home of the kitchen. I plan to move her into our front living room as soon as we get rid of another piece of furniture in there.

HAHA! My bad... so the two panels with the lines pointing to them should be switched. HAHA - I didn't even notice the crazy amount of holes showing until Joe pointed it out - whoops! He is going to fix it tonight but, I figured I better get a pic up!!

Hope everyone is having a great weekend! Stay safe.

My "For-Reals" Birthday

2009-01-19T21:27:00.000-07:00

We woke up early and took Kaden to grandma and grandpa's house. Then we went to Over the Counter with the coolest chicks ever (and coolest dudes). Then, we just bummed around town and did whatever... which I could do just about EVERY day! We met up with Anthony who had a cake baked for me (so yummy). I took a bite out of it right there in the middle of the mall parking lot! HAHA - GO ME!! Then, we came home and made dinner. Joe made ribs and baked potatoes, my favorite. Then, Joe (and only Joe) sang to me... He had already gotten me an ice cream cake (my fav) from Baskin Robbins so we watched Entourage and consumed more cake than anyone should in a year... I love us and I had the best day ever!! I wish every day was like today... but then again, we live in the real world and everyone gets their special day... HEHE

My cake from A-Dawg... with my name spelled wrong (hardy har...) I will forgive him this one time but, never again!! ;)

My ice cream cake + a billion candles!!

Blowin' out the candles (can you guess what I wished for???)

I love us and our "nerd-face" posing

My birthday kiss!!!

Long story = short
Joe's basketball number is 44. He asked the other day in a joking matter for me to get 44 on my fingernail!! HAHA - I did it.... Joe was proud!

I chopped it off!! It's GONE-ZO!!

2009-01-18T23:11:00.000-07:00

I got a wild hair this weekend and I went with it... I chopped my hair off! I have always, always, always had short hair during my teenage/adult years until about a year ago when I decided to grow it out... Well, this weekend I decided that I hated spending a half hour every day flat-ironing my hair. So, I cut about five inches off!! My head feels like it weighs about 25 pounds less! Whew... I love it!!Here's a view from the back...

The only pic I have of the front of my hair is from mine and Kade's photo shoot. I don't know where he got it from but, he loves to have his picture taken doing goofy faces! ;)

Pre-Birthday Party

2009-01-18T22:55:00.000-07:00

My 22nd birthday is in an hour but, I decided to share with everyone a picture of all of my awesome presents! I am so stinkin' lucky! WOW!! I got Wii Fit, some totes and just about every wedding embellishment the Hobby Lobby sells!! I better get scrapbookin' - just as soon as I can rip myself away from Wii Fit!!

My birthday should be pretty fun. Joe and I both have the day off in honor of the king (or, the dead brown president as my nephew(Ethan) would say). We are going to 'Over the Counter' for breakfast with some ladies from my work and then we are coming home so I can sleep! No joke, I am so sleep deprived. Really, what I want for birthday is to take a nap in the middle of a "work day". HEHE!! Who knows if it will pan out that way but, no matter what we do I know we will have a good time. YAY!! I cannot wait.......

Desk decorated....

2009-01-16T23:39:00.000-07:00

I came to work today and my desk was destroyed!! I loved it... The ladies (and Jay) all stayed late to do it the night before, I love them!! We also had the yummiest cake ever!! Spice with bavarian cream filling and cream cheese frosting... YUM-O!!

Thurday night activities...

2009-01-15T21:16:00.000-07:00

Tonight, both of the boys were in desperate need of haircuts! WOW, there was the biggest pile of hair when we got done, it was like we shaved a sheep or something. Anywho, then we went upstairs for a photo shoot! Oh man, put these two in front of a camera and you never know what will happen.... (Above) This is so HILARIOUS!! I don't even know how he did this face or how I managed to capture it!! HAHA - I was laughing so hard I seriously was bawling!!

By the way - Don't you loves Kade's "wobe"?? Oh and don't forget his cold sore. I have no idea where this thing came from but, it overtook his top lip this week. It is finally starting to scab over and go away. Poor little guy...

How could I resist???

2009-01-14T14:19:00.000-07:00

First let me start off by saying, NO - I do not have any news!! Now on with the story... Around Christmas time, I was at Foot Locker (for obvious reasons) and I stumbled upon something so cute, I think I spent a good 25 minutes looking, oohing and awing (seriously, no joke).

I think I may have even cried (seriously, no joke)! What is this you ask??

JUMPMAN BABY CLOTHES!!!!
If you know Joe, you know all he wears is Nike/Jumpman with the exception of his one pair of Adidas shoes. I could not believe my eyes when I saw these sweet little Jumpman clothes. I am feeling a little baby hungry lately and I know I cannot actually start to entertain the idea of a baby until at least the end of the year. So, for now I just go from website to website oohing and awing about all of the things I hope to have for my future child. I decided to see if I could find this super cute product anywhere online. OF COURSE I did, you can find anything online!!!! To make a long story short! This was $24.99 at Foot Locker and I paid $10.50 THAT'S RIGHT $10.50!!! I figured this stuff would go so well with all of the baby girl stuff he got me for Christmas (yes, it was totally a hint). Anywho, hopefully I have a girl when I do get preggers!! Everyone cross your fingers for me until about Octoberish!! THANKS!

Someone help me keep this boy in line...

2009-01-10T20:29:00.001-07:00

Just kidding! Poor Joe, it seems like he always has some sort of injury! People probably think I beat him or something. Truth be told, the guys that he plays CHURCH BALL with think that it is tackle football or something. Well, one thing lead to another and him and Darron butted heads!

EEEWWWW..... Yucky open wound (technical term = "laceration")
All stitched up!!

2009

2009-01-01T21:26:00.000-07:00

Christmas

2008-12-30T21:05:00.000-07:00

Well, Christmas Eve was spent at my sister's house (which is always interesting). There are always so many people there that it is impossible to maintain any kind of order. Yes, I made my turkey and it was surprisingly delicious. Yay, go me!! Driving home, however, was another story. The normally 5-10 minute drive took us an hour!! The wind was blowing harder than it ever has and there was already so much snow and ice on the roads. I was really starting to think that we were not coming home that night. Well, we made it home and set out the cookies for Santa.

Christmas morning was AMAZING! We all got WAY spoiled. Of course, I forgot my camera at my sister's house the night before so, I only took a few pics. WELL... after present opening we rushed to get ready and leave because people had already called to ask where we were. We opened the garage to a 3 FOOT WALL OF SNOW!! No joke, three feet right against the garage and then it dwindled down to two feet as you approached the end of the driveway. We spent the next two hours attempting to dig out and drive to Tara's. To make a long story short, my sister's husband had to come pick us up in his rock crawling Jeep. I can say that I have never had to be picked up on Christmas before. Once we got to Tara's, Kade was ready for a nap but, he had time to receive some super cool gifts. NOT COOLER THAN MINE THOUGH! That's right, I got Aerosmith Guitar Hero! I was excited beyond words, I opened it up and played it immediately!!

After that, we came back home in the Jeep to get Kaden ready for his slumber party. Once he was dropped off at Grandma and Grandpa's, Joe and I were off to Grandma Valerie's to see her, my dad, Grandpa, Wyley and Ellie (since we missed them at Tara's house). We had lots of fun visiting, but could only stay for awhile.

Then we headed to Anthony's house for a good old fashioned family game night. We mostly played World Tour. SO FUN... I love that his family has adopted us as a part of theirs!!

All in all, it was the greatest Christmas ever! Here are some pics of us and some of my favorite presents!!

Christmas...

2008-12-30T16:56:00.000-07:00

So, I am totally slacking with the blog thing... again. I promise to post something fantastic tonight when I get home and have access to my pictures.

What a week!

2008-12-24T10:40:00.000-07:00

I have been suck a slacker lately, sorry. Ever since Sunday I have felt terrible. It started with a sore throat, then crazy sinuses, then cough and body aches. I left work a few hours early on Monday and thought I would be better with some rest. Well, Monday night I could not sleep because I was coughing so bad. Kade came in our bedroom in the early AM with a seal cough too (so sad). So, Tuesday I didn't work and Kade stayed home with me! Well, I was not home all day!!! Not good, I was seriously the most miserable I had ever been. We both went to the doctor and got medicine and hoped things would get progressively better. Oh no, nothing ever goes according to plan in my life, everyone knows this... Kade went to bed at his usual 8 PM. Around 9 PM, I could hear him having a cough attack in his room. Well, when I went to check on him he had thrown up in his bed, nasty I know. So, we took care of the sheets and we sat by the open window for a few minutes and then he went back to bed. Well about and hour later the same thing happened, except this time he was really struggling to breathe. Like REALLY struggling. We went to Primary's to get steroids and a breathing treatment (I have been down this road before, multiple times). Well, we got there around midnight and we there until about four. I will say one thing, going to Primary's on Christmas Eve has its advantages. Kade left with two fleece blankets, a pair of sunglasses a stuffed moose and a sheet of stickers!! WOW! What a lucky kid. He is feeling a lot better today but, I am feeling about the same since starting antibiotics.

On a lighter note, today I am making my very first turkey. It should be interesting... We have family Christmas party tonight and I got the duty (I think my family is a little too trusting in me). I will post pics later on of this blessed event! Merry Christmas everyone!

Kade's New Stuff

2008-12-23T20:52:00.000-07:00

Last Sunday Robert and Rayanna came to our house to bring Kade his Christmas presents. WOW! Kade got way spoiled, he received this remote control dinosaur. He was a little scared at first but he warmed up to it really quickly. Can I just say how crazy is technology these days??

Secondly, Kade got a new shovel. I know this seems so petty but, he throws a fit whenever it snows and he cannot shovel himself. So, I broke down and spent the $5 on a little one for him. He mostly likes to "unshovel" from the pile that Joe works tirelessly to create! What a goofy little man!
This last one is a little goofy, you have to know Joe to truly understand the importance of this one... Joe has these COVETED NBA socks (like the one's Charles Barkley talks about on the T-Mobile commercials that feel like clouds on his footsies). Yeah, those ones. Well, Kade always tries to wear Joe's special socks and it makes him mad because he thinks that Kade will ruin them or something. Well, I was at Kohl's last week and I saw these cushy socks in Kade's size. They are seriously so soft... Anyway, Joe and I taught him to say that they "felt like clouds on his footsies." So funny!!

One Word

2008-12-20T11:40:00.001-07:00

rULeS: aNsWeR tHe quEstIonS wItH OnE wOrD oNLy!!

Were is your cell phone? Table
Were is your significant other? Shoveling
You're hair color? Dangerouslydark (yes, only word - ask Jake Hansen)
You're favorite thing? Snuggling
You're dream last night? Ambien
You're life dream/goal? Surgeon
The room your in? Living
You're hobby? Crafting
You're fear? Bad
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Residency
Where were you last night? Couch
What your not? Lame
One of you're wish list items? SHOES!!! (like always)
Where you grew up? Waiting...
The last thing you did? Drank(hot chocolate)
What you are wearing: Comfy
You're TV? AWESOME
You're pet? Toddler
You're computer? Convenient
You're mood? Excited
Missing someone? Lots
Something your NOT wearing? Socks
Favorite store? TARGET
Your summer? Bliss
Love someone? Lots
You're fave color? PINK!!
When is the last time you laughed? 11:51
When is the last time you cried? Movies
Your significant other's hair: HOT!
You're life in one word: PERFECT!

Stuck...

2008-12-19T08:56:00.000-07:00

So, this morning I could not leave my driveway for 20 minutes because Joe thought that his car was a lot better in the snow than it really is... Here is a pic of me waiting and him being insistant that he does not need to "dig it out". He got out... after a while...

Okay... Long story! (not really)

2008-12-16T20:38:00.000-07:00

So Sunday I went tanning. I use a lotion with a "tingle" factor. This brings the blood to the surface of your skin, opens your pores thus allowing more "sun" in. Blah... Anywho, Kade got into my lotion and rubbed it all over his face. From about three to nine at night it kept getting worse and worse. I tried everything to get it off ASAP!! I washed it, put regular lotion on to neutralize it, tried aloe, Benadryl gel... seriously, everything! He was not spiking a fever until I gave him Benadryl (the actual medicine), then it got up to 102. Yeah, crazy! I gave him a dose of Motrin at about 10 and nothing happened. So, I called the doctor. He told me to give him another dose and watch him closely. Apparently, when kids get really high fevers and rashes sometimes they seiz. Well, he never had a seizure but, we were up "nugglin" on the couch until 2 AM when his fever broke and he FINALLY fell asleep!! Anywho, all is well now and everyone is healthy for the time being!

Family Pics at Gardner Village

2008-12-07T21:36:00.000-07:00